Sunday Sale Digest!

Aug. 10th, 2025 08:00 am
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This piece of literary mayhem is exclusive to Smart Bitches After Dark, but fret not. If you'd like to join, we'd love to have you!

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The latest bestseller list is brought to you by popsicles, portable fans, and our affiliate sales data.

  1. The Love of My Afterlife by Kirsty Greenwood Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  2. A Tempest of Desire by Lorraine Heath Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  3. The Perfect Rake by Anne Gracie Amazon | B&N | Kobo | GooglePlay
  4. Not That Duke by Eloisa James Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  5. To Shape a Dragon’s Breath by Moniquill Blackgoose Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  6. The Griffin’s Mate by Zoe Chant Amazon
  7. A Sorceress Comes to Call by T. Kingfisher Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  8. Do You Want to Start a Scandal by Tessa Dare Amazon | B&N | Kobo | GooglePlay
  9. Love at First Book by Jenn McKinlay Amazon | B&N | Kobo
  10. Colton Gentry’s Third Act by Jeff Zentner Amazon | B&N | Kobo

I hope your weekend reading was super chill.

Crafty Zoom Recs!

Aug. 9th, 2025 07:36 pm
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Ship or luxury white boat lay on sand beach, skyline background. After storm always return sun. Yacht on st.johns beach. Entertainment summer vacation yachting. Boat yacht landed on sand coast.Welcome back to Whatcha Reading! Here’s how we’re kicking off August:

Sarah: I’m reading Stone and Sky, ( A | BN | K | AB ) the new Peter Grant book in audio because Kobna Holdbrook-Smith’s narration is top-tier for me. And I’m reading The Seven O’Clock Club, ( A | BN | K | AB ) which is set within a grief therapy group

Amanda: I’m reading The Assassin and the Libertine ( A ) on Kindle, which reimagines the French Revolution with vampires. I like it so far, but it feels like a very slow read despite being average length. I also picked up King of Pride by Ana Huang. ( A | BN ) Really enjoyed book one in the Kings of Sin series. The hero of Pride is a prominent secondary character in book one and I was very interested for his story.

Lara: I’ve fallen head long into Nalini Singh’s Guild Hunter series ( A | BN | K | G | AB | Au ). I’m currently on book 7 and savoring every second.

So, whatcha reading? Let us know in the comments!

New Books and ARCs, 8/8/255

Aug. 8th, 2025 07:39 pm
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Here we are, well into August, and here is a stack of new books and ARCs to consider for the dog days ahead. What here looks good to you? Share in the comments?

— JS

A Friday Snack Haul

Aug. 8th, 2025 07:00 pm
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Today, I got the urge to get some snacks from the local Asian grocery store, and so I did and I thought I’d share what I got! It’s not much, as I tried not to go overboard, but it’s a good assortment of snackies.

Here’s the small haul:

Grocery items laid out on a table. From left to right, top to bottom, it's a container of white miso paste, a chicken bun, some banana shaped snack cakes, a coconut bun, a bag of MSG, two onigiri, a package of daifuku mochi with red bean paste filling, a royal milk tea, and rice crackers.

Normally I wouldn’t buy a big tub of miso, but I decided to make Half Baked Harvest’s Miso Chicken Thighs and Coconut Rice for dinner tonight, so I had a reason to buy it. Had to get some MSG, of course, that stuff rocks (can’t believe I used to think it was bad for you!). Picked out a chicken curry bun and two onigiri, one salmon and one salted plum. Definitely had to pick up some daifuku mochi with red bean paste, y’all know I love red bean filled mochi. I’ve never seen the banana shaped snack before, but I thought it was cute and figured it was worth trying. Thankfully, they had my most favorite milk tea so I bought a can of that, and also opted for their creamy coconut bun. They also had a giant package of rice crackers for cheap, so I snagged that, too. I just love how insanely crunchy and umami flavored they are.

So, yeah! Some nice snacks to start my weekend off right. I’m so excited to use the miso in my cooking tonight, I think it’ll really add some great flavor.

Like I said, I really wanted to buy more, but now I just have reasons to go back. What looks good to you? Do you like red bean paste? Let me know in the comments, and have a great day!

-AMS

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The Blacksmith Queen

RECOMMENDED: The Blacksmith Queen by G.A. Aiken is $3.99! (Or free with KU!) This was my one pick for hilarious reading in our Ready Set Go. I also gave this an A-. Seriously, it’s so much fun:

The Blacksmith Queen is a bloody, feminist romp that exudes girl power in all forms, and I’m envious of its fantasy girl squad.

When a prophesy brings war to the Land of the Black Hills, Keeley Smythe must join forces with a clan of mountain warriors who are really centaurs in a thrilling new fantasy romance series from New York Times bestselling author G.A. Aiken. 

The Old King Is Dead
 
With the demise of the Old King, there’s a prophesy that a queen will ascend to the throne of the Black Hills. Bad news for the king’s sons, who are prepared to defend their birthright against all comers. But for blacksmith Keeley Smythe, war is great for business. Until it looks like the chosen queen will be Beatrix, her younger sister. Now it’s all Keeley can do to protect her family from the enraged royals.

Luckily, Keeley doesn’t have to fight alone. Because thundering to her aid comes a clan of kilt-wearing mountain warriors called the Amichai. Not the most socially adept group, but soldiers have never bothered Keeley, and rough, gruff Caid, actually seems to respect her. A good thing because the fierce warrior will be by her side for a much longer ride than any prophesy ever envisioned…

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Love at First Book

Love at First Book by Jenn McKinlay is $1.99! I’m only seeing the sale at Amazon, but hopefully it’ll be price-matched. The heroine is a librarian, who gets the opportunity to help her favorite author with writer’s block.

When a librarian moves to a quaint Irish village where her favorite novelist lives, the last thing she expects is to fall for the author’s prickly son… until their story becomes one for the books, from the New York Times bestselling author of Summer Reading.

Emily Allen, a librarian on Martha’s Vineyard, has always dreamed of a life of travel and adventure. So when her favorite author, Siobhan Riordan, offers her a job in the Emerald Isle, Emily jumps at the opportunity. After all, Siobhan’s novels got Em through some of the darkest days of her existence.

Helping Siobhan write the final book in her acclaimed series—after a ten-year hiatus due to a scorching case of writer’s block—is a dream come true for Emily. If only she didn’t have to deal with Siobhan’s son, Kieran Murphy. He manages Siobhan’s bookstore, and the grouchy bookworm clearly doesn’t want Em around.

When Siobhan’s health takes a bad turn, she’s more determined than ever to finish her novel, while Kieran tries every trick in the book to get his mother to rest. Thrown into the role of peacemaker, Emily begins to see that Kieran’s heart is in the right place. Torn between helping Siobhan find closure with her series and her own growing feelings for the mercurial Irishman, Emily will have to decide if she’s truly ready to turn a new page and figure out what lies in the next chapter.

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The Groom List

The Groom List by Ella Quinn is $2.99! This one, as of right now, is also another Amazon-only discount. This is book three in The Worthington Brides historical romance series.

In a Season filled with surprises, the irrepressible Worthingtons welcome thrilling new love matches into their lively extended family . . .

Intelligent. Kind. Must like children. Passable looks. A man of means. Must make us laugh . . .
For Lady Alice Carpenter, these are some of the “musts” on the checklist for eligible bachelors compiled with her sisters as they husband-hunt among the ton. Yet when she encounters a striking nobleman on her morning ride in Hyde Park, Alice soon tallies another list of first impressions . . .

Shallow. Flirtatious. Without seriousness of purpose. Impossible to avoid . . .
Gifford, the Marquis of St. Albans, must wed in order to wrest his estate from his controlling father. How hard could it be to snag a suitable match? Waltzing with lovely Lady Alice at the Season’s whirl of balls and soirees however, defies Giff’s expectations: his dance moves are smooth but their small talk is excruciating—he offers up gossip sheet tidbits while she interrogates him on his charitable works—or lack thereof!

Charming. Amusing. Irresistible . . . A disastrous idea?
Alice is willing to entertain the possibility that there is more to the man than meets the eye—though what meets the eye is quite attractive. But when Giff’s true character is tested, she realizes it takes more than a list to reveal the heart of a worthy and honorable gentleman . . .

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All the King’s Men Bundle

All the Kings Men bundle by Kennedy Ryan is $2.51 at Amazon and $2.99 elsewhere! This collects the first two book in the All the King’s Men series, which follows the same couple. There’s also a bonus epilogue.

From beloved, RITA-award-winning author Kennedy Ryan comes her gripping All the King’s Men duology.

The Kingmaker

In a world of haves and have-nots, Maxim Cade’s family and their oil empire have it all…and he wants nothing to do with it. At odds with his mogul father, he’s determined to build his own empire, even if it means traveling far from home, painted as the black sheep.

Lennix Hunter is the exception to every one of Maxim’s rules. At a protest for the oil pipeline that threatens to mar her ancestral land forever, they meet in a flurry of stars and sparks, and that one moment changes everything. But Maxim’s family is the one stealing from hers, and his father is the man she hates most. He has to lie in order to have her once, and despite the truth, he’ll do anything to keep her.

Even though Lennix tries to hate Maxim, too, their hearts are pointed in the same direction. The inexorable pull between them, across miles and years, will not be denied.

And neither will Maxim.

The Rebel King

Though surrender is what Maxim Cade demanded of Lennix Hunter’s body and heart, she had other plans. They were fast-burning fascination and combustible chemistry, the son of an oil baron and the Apache daughter at war with his family, but she trusted him, and he turned out to be a thief who stole her love.

Still, if what they had was a lie, why had it felt so real?

Now, the man she swore to hate is about to have it all, and he wants Lennix at his side. But when the two of them are forced to face the unthinkable, their rocky foundation is tested, as is the invisible thread that seems to wind their fates together. As they navigate a treacherous political landscape in their quest for justice, Maxim and Lennix soon learn that power is a game, and they are merely the pawns and players. Facing insurmountable odds, will they win the world, or will they lose it all?

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679. RT Rewind: July 2016 Reviews

Aug. 8th, 2025 06:00 am
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Smart Podcast Trashy Books Romantic Times RewindWe’re back!

Amanda picked this month’s issue and so we are journeying back to July 2016!

We tackle vague reviews that tell us no things.

I try to coin a new portmanteau!

We come up with the most unhinged romance bingo squares ever – tell us if we should use them!

We have some plot summaries that are a RIDE, folks.

Hop into our newly refurbished time machine – we needed a bigger drinks fridge – and let’s look at the July 2016 new releases!

Inspired by other Patreon folks, including Chris DeRosa at Fixing Famous People, I’ve made some of the Patreon content free so you can sample what we’ve got.

This collection of special previews is available now to all listeners, and there’s a link in the show notes to dive in. And if you like our free samples, join us in the Patreon community where there’s bonus content and more.

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The Lady Gets Lucky

The Lady Gets Lucky by Joanna Shupe is $1.99! This was mentioned in a previous Hide Your Wallet and is the second book in the Fifth Avenue Rebels. For the most part, I love Shupe’s pairings, but a lot of the secondary characters, usually parents, are just awful people and can make for a frustrating read.

Following The Heiress Hunt, beloved author Joanna Shupe continues her new Fifth Avenue Rebels series with a scandalous romance about a good girl desperate to rebel and the rebel desperate to corrupt her.

A first-rate scoundrel.

A desperate wallflower.

Lessons in seduction.

The woman no one notices . . .

Shy heiress Alice Lusk is tired of being overlooked by every bachelor. Something has to change, else she’ll be forced to marry a man whose only desire is her fortune. She needs to become a siren, a woman who causes a man’s blood to run hot . . .and she’s just met the perfect rogue to help teach her.

He’s the life of every party . . .

Christopher “Kit” Ward plans to open a not-so-reputable supper club in New York City, and he’s willing to do whatever it takes to hire the best chef in the city to guarantee its success. Even if it requires giving carnal lessons to a serious-minded spinster who has an in with the chef.

Their bedroom instruction grows passionate, and Alice is a much better pupil than Kit had ever anticipated. When the Society gentlemen start to take notice, Kit has to try to win Alice in other ways . . . but is he too late to win her heart?

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Collide

Collide by Bal Khabra is $1.99! This is the first book in a New Adult series with hockey player heroes. I think this was originally self-pubbed and got popular on BookTok before being picked up by Berkley, but I’m not 100% confident in that.

She’s an honors student with ambitious graduate school plans and he’s a jock with only hockey on his mind, but once their worlds collide, their connection is hot enough to melt an ice rink.

An ultimatum from Summer Preston’s thesis advisor thrusts her into an unexpected collision with the hockey team’s captain, Aiden Crawford. She’s caught between conflicting desires of fulfilling her lifelong dream of becoming a sport psychologist and staying as far away as possible from the god-awful sport. And once she meets Aiden—well, let’s just say he confirms all her worst assumptions about hockey players.

Being the captain of the college hockey team has its perks, except when a reckless mistake by Aiden’s team threatens to jeopardize their entire season. As punishment, Aiden’s coach nominates him as the subject of a student research project. Participating is the last thing he wants to do, especially since the girl leading the project looks like she could wield his skates as a weapon.

Summer can’t stand Aiden’s blasé approach to life, and Aiden doesn’t understand why she’s twenty years old with a twenty-five-year plan. But their bickering soon turns to bantering—and once they let their guards down, there’s nothing to check their feelings.

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Damned If I Duke

Damned If I Duke by Anna Bradley is $2.99! This is book two in the Drop Dead Dukes series and features a marriage of convenience.

Bold and adventurous, Prudence Thorne is not the kind of woman to stand by meekly when someone she loves has been wronged. And she’s quite certain that Jasper Vincent, Duke of Montford, somehow duped her father into racking up enormous gambling debts. When fate offers her a chance to blackmail Jasper into forgiving her father’s losses, she seizes it . . . only to have her scheme backfire.

Jasper enjoys London’s illicit delights too much to wed. Too bad his grandfather has decided that a woman with the nerve to blackmail might be exactly the sort of wife to tame him. Pressed into a marriage neither wanted—and fighting a desire neither expected—Prue and Jasper torment and tempt each other beyond reason.

Surely a proper duchess should be subdued, obedient, and dignified? Yet just as he begins to get his wish, Jasper realizes how much he wants his unconventional wife—and only her—if it’s not too late to win her . . .

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Colton Gentry’s Third Act

Colton Gentry’s Third Act by Jeff Zentner is $2.99! I mentioned this one in a previous Get Rec’d. This one seems like it’ll pack an emotional punch.

“A story of love, healing, and second chances ” (Emily Henry) following a down on his luck country musician who, in the throes of grief after a shocking loss, moves back home and rekindles a relationship with his high school sweetheart, from award-winning author Jeff Zentner.

Colton Gentry is riding high. His first hit in nearly a decade has caught fire, he’s opening for country megastar Brant Lucas, and he’s married to one of the hottest acts in the country. But he’s hurting. Only a few weeks earlier, his best friend, Duane, was murdered onstage by a mass shooter at a country music festival. One night, with his trauma festering and Jim Beam flowing through his veins, Colton stands before a sold-out arena crowd of country music fans and offers his unfiltered opinion on guns. It goes over poorly.

Immediately, his career and marriage implode. Left with few choices or funds, he retreats to his rural Kentucky hometown. He’s resigned himself to has-been-dom, until a chance encounter at his town’s new farm-to-table restaurant gives him a second shot at a job working in the kitchen with Luann, his first love, who has undergone her own reinvention. Told through perspectives alternating between his senior year of high school, his time coming up with Duane as hungry musicians in Nashville, and the present, COLTON GENTRY’S THIRD ACT is a story of coming home, undoing past heartbreaks, and navigating grief, and is a reminder that there are next acts in life, no matter how unlikely they may seem.

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The Rec League: Alternate History

Aug. 7th, 2025 07:00 am
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The Rec League - heart shaped chocolate resting on the edge of a very old bookThis Rec League was sent in by Anne:

I’ve been re-reading Susanna Kearsley’s books about the Jacobites was reminded about how very unlucky the Stuarts were in their efforts to regain the throne in England. I am interested in books about what might have happened in the Stuarts were successful or if Queen Anne had named her half-brother as her successor instead of her German cousin.

On a similar note, I’m also interested in books that are based on the premise that Napoleon was not defeated and didn’t abdicate as Emperor.

Sarah: Ooof I have been THINKING on this one. The first alt history that comes to mind is this one: A Queen from the North.

Reimagining if the war of the roses hadn’t ended

Kearsley I often recommend with Nicola Cornick, but I don’t think Cornick has done books with those premises.

Claudia: I can only think of “steampunk” sort of settings, not quite alt history.

Are there any alt history recs you’d add to the list? Let us know in the comments!

The Big Idea: Morgan Richter

Aug. 7th, 2025 03:18 pm
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Sometimes, you try your best, and it simply isn’t enough. Author Morgan Richter explores the question of “should the main character always be triumphant, even when under-skilled compared to the enemy?” Follow along in the Big Idea for her newest novel, The Understudy to see which nostalgic 1980’s underdog film inspired this idea in the first place.

MORGAN RICHTER:

I was born in 1974, so obviously I think The Karate Kid is a perfect film. This is just logic: Nothing in life ever comes close to the shimmering brilliance of the pop culture one consumes at the age of ten. This also explains why I think Duran Duran is a perfect band, and why I think Miami Vice is a perfect TV series, and why I am, even now, willing to challenge anyone who suggests otherwise to pistols at dawn. 

But there’s an idea at the core of The Karate Kid that has tugged at my brain for the past four decades, an idea I ended up revisiting and remixing in my thriller The Understudy, which revolves around the malevolent backstage shenanigans that take place during the production of an avant-garde opera based on the 1968 cult film Barbarella. In my book, Yolanda, the magnetic, gorgeous, and utterly bonkers understudy for the titular role, tries her best to undermine, sabotage, and flat-out murder Kit, her drab professional rival, to snag the lead. 

(The Understudy is a novel about contemporary opera, and here I’m yammering on about The Karate Kid and Gen-X nostalgia, and you might be beginning to worry that I’m getting us hopelessly lost. Fear not: I’m heading towards my point, but I’m doing it at a skewed angle. Sit back, blast Joe Esposito’s “You’re the Best” to hop onto my wavelength, and trust that I’ll get us to our destination soon.)

It takes around five years of training, give or take, to become a black belt in karate, right? Early on in The Karate Kid, our protagonist Daniel mentions that his karate background consists of “a few nights” of lessons at the Newark YMCA. After he gets clobbered by ruthless jerkass Johnny Lawrence and his vicious but well-coiffed gaggle of Cobra Kai blackbelts at his school’s Halloween dance, Daniel begs Mr. Miyagi for karate lessons so he can face off against Johnny at the All Valley Karate Championship, which, per a poster that we see multiple times in the film, takes place on…

December 19th. 

So, y’know, that’s seven weeks from Halloween. At the All Valley Karate Tournament, Daniel—who now has a grand total of maybe eight or nine weeks of general karate know-how under his belt, which, just FYI, is a black belt that Mr. Miyagi outright steals from another competitor to enable Daniel to scam his way into a tournament berth—systematically kicks and chops his way through multiple brackets of highly-trained challengers and, despite sustaining a debilitating injury, triumphs over Johnny in the final match. It’s an awesome ending: Daniel holds his trophy aloft while Johnny assures him he deserves it. Freeze frame on Mr. Miyagi’s beaming face. Roll credits. Perfection.

Damn, I love that film. I’m not alone; it’s hard to resist a tale in which a charismatic underdog goes toe-to-toe with a highly skilled yet less sympathetic antagonist and emerges the victor. But sometimes you just have to think: Maybe sometimes the underdog shouldn’t win?

That was my launching point for writing The Understudy, the Big Idea underpinning everything else that happens in the book. I chose to set it in the world of New York City opera for a couple of reasons: 1) opera is a ton of juicy, pulpy, lurid fun, and 2) performing opera on a professional stage—like dancing with a world-class ballet company, or like playing an instrument in a symphony orchestra, or like, I don’t know, defeating a horde of black belts at a karate tournament—requires years of training and hard-earned skills that can’t be fudged. Pluck and star power are awfully appealing character traits, but in many fields, skill is a necessity. Despite what some of my favorite eighties films have tried to teach me, a plucky amateur shouldn’t stand a chance against a skilled pro.

My homicidal understudy Yolanda is a plucky amateur. Physically, Yolanda is any director’s dream Barbarella: She’s gorgeous. She’s overflowing with sex appeal, star power, magnetism. She has a magical laugh and a captivating smile; she’s also got phenomenal knockers. She’s a mesmerizing performer onstage. Her singing voice? Yeah, it’s fine, whatever. She’s pretty good, but she’s undertrained. She misses her high notes. Her technique is sloppy.

By contrast, Kit, the opera’s primary Barbarella, is a consummate pro. As a performer, Kit is a killer cyborg: She’s skilled, precise, meticulous, and kinda robotic. While Yolanda is beautiful, Kit is plain. Kit should be the lead just based on skill and technique, but Barbarella’s artistic director, desperate to attract fresh patrons to a fading art form, looks at Yolanda and, despite her vocal weaknesses, sees a star. Kit, with a mounting sense of incredulity, comes to realize she’s very much in danger of losing the role of her dreams to a charismatic underdog.

The Understudy is a thriller, remember, and this means that Kit is also very much in danger of losing her life to a charismatic underdog. Yolanda is willing to do whatever it takes to snatch the role of Barbarella away from Kit, up to and very much including murder. So if we push this already-strained Karate Kid analogy past the point of no return, it’s as though in the weeks leading up to the All Valley Karate Championship, Daniel poisons Johnny’s tea, crane-kicks him in front of an oncoming train, and threatens to smother him with a pillow. (I would totally watch that film.)

As someone who has a sharp brain and a strong work ethic yet has never been mistaken for a blazing ball of charisma (I used to produce the E! series Talk Soup in the late nineties, and our interns once admitted that they had dubbed me “Daria” behind my back, if that gives you some idea of my general level of pep and vibrancy), I feel a special kinship with the Kits of the world. But I realized a potential difficulty in executing my Big Idea would lie in making sure readers didn’t find Yolanda—beautiful, tricky, lethal Yolanda—more compelling or, god help us all, more sympathetic than Kit.

The key to this lay in making Kit and Yolanda more alike than different. Both Kit and Yolanda are underdogs in a sense, in that both women struggled through violently troubled pasts and have emerged more or less triumphant, albeit in radically different ways. The title of the book refers to both Yolanda and Kit: Kit, whose career progress has been hindered by her lack of star power (see that “killer cyborg” comparison earlier), was initially cast as the understudy herself, and then the production’s original Barbarella dropped out, resulting in Kit’s promotion to the lead. Kit sees this as her best and possibly last chance to move into the spotlight. To hold onto her role, though, she’s going to have to unlock new and more magnetic sides of herself. She’ll need to embrace her inner Yolanda, in fact. 

May I dip back into my increasingly ill-advised Karate Kid analogy one more time? This is sort of what happens in the wildly entertaining Karate Kid spin-off series Cobra Kai, in which a present-day Johnny Lawrence, no longer the spoiled, self-assured bully of the 1984 film, flips the narrative and exposes himself as a messy, endearing failure struggling to get his life on track. The highly-trained pro becomes the charismatic underdog. One could say he, too, embraces his inner Yolanda… minus all the attempted murders.


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Two weeks ago, my dad and I went to Sky Asian Cuisine down in Kettering for a special anniversary lunch there were having. It was a nine-course bluefin tuna-cutting event that was $99 a person. This sounded quite intriguing, and Sky Asian Cuisine was one of those places on my list that I’d been meaning to go try for a long while now, so I figured this would be a fun and unique experience to try out. The lunch was from 12-3, which seemed like a long time for a lunch but when you consider that it’s nine courses it really isn’t that wild.

When we arrived, I noticed the inside was really nice overall, with plenty of seating and comfortable-looking booths, but looking at pictures online it definitely seems like it’s more atmospheric at night. I did find the bar area to be especially pretty, but it had two flatscreens and y’all know how I feel about flatscreens. For this event, they had everyone sit in the same area of the restaurant and put the biggest tuna I’ve ever seen in my life in the middle of the area.

I’m about to show a lot of pictures of a dead fish, so if that bothers you, here’s your PROCEED WITH CAUTION warning.

And here’s the big fat bluefin tuna:

A big ass bluefin tuna lying on a large table. The whole fish is intact, as if it has just been caught from the ocean.

The photo is honestly not doing it justice, this thing was huge and everyone was standing around it taking pictures. To think that everyone in attendance would be eating from this one fish was so wild, and really made me think about how often is it that we get to see the actual animal our food comes from? How often is a meal so communal that we’re all eating from just one animal? It was very thought-provoking.

Moving on, when we were sat at our table, there was this cute little card set up:

Our table, with the menu set out, as well as soy sauce dishes and a little card that reads

I thought that was a nice touch. And here’s a closer look at the nine course line-up:

A sheet of paper with a gold foil border that reads:

As you can see, not every single one of the nine courses is the actual tuna, but a majority of the meal certainly is. I actually had to look up what toro was, and while it is the tuna, it specifically refers to the fatty belly meat of the tuna, which is more expensive than the regular meat and is known for its melt-in-your-mouth qualities.

First thing first, they had to go through the process of cutting up the tuna. Here were some of the tools for the job:

Four very cool knives laid out on the table. One is a huge, rounded blade that looks like a half moon shape, one is so big and long that it could be considered a small sword, and then two more regularly sized chef knives. They're a very interesting mix of black and grey, all with wooden handles.

Here the chefs are, hard at work carving:

Two chefs in black chef outfits, each on one side of the tuna, carving it up.

A third chef was enlisted to help carry the head away:

Two chefs moving the head of the tuna to the other table.

If you’re wondering how the pictures I’m showing are so close to the action, it just so happens my dad and I got seated at the table next this table in the photo. So we had a fantastic view and picture-taking spot for the entire meal. Lucky us!

And finally, here was the result of all that hard work:

Four huge cuts of tuna, all laid out on the table. I don't even know what's what in this photo, but it's wild it all came from one big tuna!

This entire carving process took a full hour. While it was happening, everyone was served complimentary sangria and a bowl of edamame, so really the whole first hour of the lunch was devoted to just socializing, having a beverage or two, and watching the masters at work. After all, it was specifically called a bluefin tuna cutting event, so it only makes sense they took their time with it. I certainly wasn’t mad about it, anyway.

The sangria they served was a white sangria which I actually prefer over red:

A wine glass filled to the brim with white sangria. The cut up fruit inside consists of strawberries and oranges.

I really enjoyed this sangria. It was fruity and perfectly sweetened while still being refreshing. It was very peachy honestly. I went to the bar to order my dad a Coke Zero and asked the bartender if he had batched the sangria himself. He said yes and I told him it was really good, he was really friendly!

Finally it was time for our first course. I had found it strange that they were planning on serving raw tuna with tartar sauce, but who was I to question their expertise. So I was a little surprised when the first course came and there was no tartar sauce in sight:

A small blue and white bowl with a fresh cut piece of raw tuna inside it. The tuna is sitting a little puddle of liquid that looks like soy sauce, with what honestly looks like saffron strands on top.

This honestly looked like tuna in soy sauce with saffron strands on top. So I’m not entirely sure what happened here, but I definitely prefer whatever this was over tartar sauce (no shade to tartar sauce, I do think it can be a good condiment). This particular piece of tuna was incredibly tender, and the flavor of the liquid it was in wasn’t as intense and overpowering as soy sauce, it was lighter but still had a great umami flavor. I don’t know for certain that the things on top were actually saffron strands, but I do know they weren’t spicy so I didn’t think it was any kind of pepper. Long story short this first course was delicious, whatever it was.

Up next was the tuna sushi:

Two pieces of fresh cut tuna on top of rice in a pretty blue and white bowl. Tuna nigiri, technically then, right?

Two pieces of the fresh cut tuna on top of rice. I’m not an expert, but isn’t this nigiri and not sushi? Either way, it was good but not as tender as the first piece we had. I ate the first piece on its own, and then lightly dipped the second piece in soy sauce. It was good both ways. The rice was nice and soft, and I loved this particular bowl they served it in.

Our third course took a break from the ocean and moved to land with these beef skewers:

A kebab of cubes of beef, covered in a dry rub sort of seasoning.

I have no idea what the dry rub sort of seasoning on this beef was, but it was seriously flavorful and really tasty. The beef was just a little fatty which both my father and I enjoy, and there was a lot of meat on the skewer. We really enjoyed this course.

For the fourth course, we totally forgot to take a picture! It was toro sushi, so like the tuna sushi but just the fattier cut of the tuna with rice instead. It was definitely as advertised with its total melt-in-your-mouth texture, and it was wild to experience just how different it really is from the regular tuna. Another great course.

At this point I decided to have some sake, and asked one of the servers if they had Hakutsuru’s Awa Yuki Sparkling Sake. Not only is it my favorite but I thought it would be perfect for this meal since it’s so light and crisp. She said they didn’t have that one but they did have Ozeki’s Hana Awaka Junmai Sparkling Sake (also called Sparkling Flower), and she told me that it’s her favorite that they have and is very similar to the one I wanted. She also said it tastes like that first day of spring when your seasonal depression finally lifts, and that sold me on it.

A small pink glass bottle with a little shot glass next to it to pour the sake into. The pink sake bottle is decorated with little white and yellow flowers and reads

Much like my beloved Awa Yuki, this Hana Awaka is much lower in alcohol content than most sake, comes in a small bottle, and is super light and crisp from its slightly sweet, bubbly nature. It was excellent, and is a new favorite. Plus, look at that bottle! I’m obsessed with its design and delicious taste to match.

Next, we come back on land with these lamb skewers:

A kebab of lamb pieces, with the same dry rub on it as the beef.

They used the same seasonings on this lamb as they did the beef, so they actually tasted pretty similar. I don’t have lamb very often, but I wasn’t a huge fan of this kebab. Both my dad and I preferred the beef over the lamb. It wasn’t bad or anything, just not quite as good as the beef had been.

For the sixth course, we were served a bowl of miso soup, and I didn’t bother taking a picture because it was just standard miso soup. Totally average, but I always appreciate a nice warm bowl of soup.

Onto the seventh course, we have soy tuna ceviche:

Two pieces of tuna that have been lightly seared and have some wasabi on top. It's served in a pretty black and white bowl.

These pieces of tuna were torched, and here’s an action shot from that process:

A chef using a torch on some tuna. The flame is orange and blue. Very cool.

Same, guy on the right, same.

I liked that these pieces were served with wasabi, but I did take some off because those were pretty huge globs. I was kind of confused though on how this could be considered ceviche, but it was still good anyways. I’m a big fan of lightly seared ahi tuna and this was pretty similar.

Finally, it was time for the dish I was most intrigued about. The truffle wagyu fried rice:

A small white plate with a mound of fried rice on it. The small pieces of wagyu can be seen throughout, as well as pieces of corn.

Mostly I was intrigued because I was curious how strong the truffle would be, and also because usually when I see wagyu it’s a standalone thing and not in a dish. So the answer is there was no trace of truffle flavor present. Both my dad and I agreed that we tasted approximately zero truffle. As for the wagyu, the flavor was good but the texture wasn’t great, I think just because when you cut it up into such small pieces it gets cooked too well-done to have that nice texture wagyu is prized for. It seemed like an odd thing to put in fried rice. Part of me appreciates the attempt, but the execution just wasn’t that good.

Starting to wrap up here, we have the tuna sashimi:

Two pieces of sliced tuna in a pretty white, black, and red bowl.

Out of everything we had so far, this was truly the tuna in its purest form. No rice, no sauce, just the tuna, which really made us appreciate how fresh and tender it was. Again I decided to try a piece on its own and then have the other piece with soy sauce. Simplicity is nice sometimes.

Finally, the toro sashimi:

Two thick slices of toro sashimi in a bright yellow and white bowl.

These extra fatty pieces were so buttery and tender, and were a great end to our tuna lunch.

All in all, we enjoyed the experience. Some things were a huge hit for us, like the first course, and other things were just fine, like the miso soup and fried rice. I think for a hundred dollars a person it’s not a bad price when you consider the complimentary sangria (I had two glasses, even) and the presentation of cutting the fish, and just the curated experience as a whole. It was a lot of fun and I’m glad my dad was able to join me.

I would like to go back and try Sky Asian Cuisine for just a regular dinner sometime. The staff was very friendly, I liked the interior, and I think it’s totally worth another visit. I’m glad I could try this unique experience for their anniversary.

Which dish would you most like to try? Do you like bluefin tuna? Let me know in the comments, and have a great day!

-AMS

AI Slop Strikes Again

Aug. 6th, 2025 08:45 pm
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Posted by John Scalzi

I found the above bit of nonsense (minus the editorial comment emblazoned at the top, which I put in myself) on a Facebook page about stoicism, and, well. One, that’s not a quote from me (I know that because I’m me, but just to be sure I checked on Google and the only place it shows up is on that Facebook page, attributed to me, which bluntly is unlikely given I’ve been terminally online for three decades), and two, that’s not me in the picture, it’s what happens when you ask an “AI” to make a picture of me, in which I am made to look like someone who thinks the problem with Curtis Yarvin is that he’s too liberal. So: a quote I didn’t say, attributed to me, attached to a picture that also isn’t me, both pretty clearly “AI”-generated.

It’s not even something I would say, philosophically speaking. I do have a widely-quoted comment about the universe that is out there in the world, which is this: “There’s a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.” Which, I don’t know, seems more interesting, both as a sentence and as a philosophical statement, than whatever bullshit this is. Speaking as someone with an actual degree in philosophy, I would much rather have that statement represent me than this “AI” slop.

I have frequently begged people to beware random quotes they find on the Internet, even and especially when they are attached to celebrities or other notable people, and, obviously, this is more evidence of that. Please! Critically evaluate what you see online! Even when it’s attributed to Morgan Freeman! Or the Pope! Or me! I thank you in advance for your vigilance.

— JS

Links: Fabio, Horror Romance, & More

Aug. 6th, 2025 06:00 pm
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Posted by Amanda

Workspace with computer, journal, books, coffee, and glasses.Welcome back to Wednesday Links! (Is it Wednesday?)

To be frank, I’m damn exhausted. I’ve been so tired lately. Can we get to fall yet? I find the crisp New England air to be energizing.

On Friday mornings, a friend and I have a Zoom writing sesh for an hour. it’s been going well and I’ve been working on a fantasy romance. However, yesterday I was hit with a new idea for something contemporary and I can’t stop thinking about it. I may switch gears.

I was telling my partner that fantasy writing takes some extra brain power if you’re creating a completely fictional world. Naming things is the bane of my existence. And right now, I don’t have a ton of brain power to spare.

If you have any helpful tips and tricks for naming things, I’m all ears!

So many of you sent us the Fabio flowchart. Sarah and I had a good time keeping track of all the emails that came in. You can find the flowchart at #15 on this list from Ask A Manager.

Harper’s Bazaar has a piece on how audiences don’t want romcoms, they want romantic horror. It’s an interesting opinion, but one I don’t agree with fully. I don’t think the audiences have shifted. People still want romcoms. It’s just that media companies (and I’m including publishing here) do not seem to know what a romcom is and the label has diluted so much that it means nothing. In my humble opinion.

This link comes from Kim D., who shared this interview with a cover model, who retired in 2019, on how he preps for a cover shoot.

From Kael: I thought you all might like to know she got a mention in the new Princess Weekes video on Enemies to Lovers! (the exact timestamp is 23:15, it’s about Sarah’sresponse to For Such A Time)

It’s a super interesting watch and would definitely recommend it to the folks here who don’t mind a crunchy conversation.

Don’t forget to share what cool or interesting things you’ve seen, read, or listened to this week! And if you have anything you think we’d like to post on a future Wednesday Links, send it my way!

The Big Idea: Athena Giles

Aug. 6th, 2025 05:10 pm
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Posted by Athena Scalzi

Sometimes, you have to take inspiration from wherever you are. In author Athena Giles’s case, most of that inspiration came from their time in New Zealand and New Hampshire. Follow along in their Big Idea to see how the sea contributed to the creation of their new novel, Waves Take Your Bones.

ATHENA GILES:

I wrote the opening for Waves Take Your Bones on the back of my bus ticket from Christchurch to Dunedin while solo traveling in New Zealand in 2013. Many of the early scenes were similarly written on scraps of paper, tickets, and napkins as I backpacked my way around the two islands. Minor characters and setting developed themselves while lounging in the Coromandel, heavily inspired by the landscape around me. The final scene of the book was written in the area of Shakespeare Cliff and Lonely Bay. Avoiding spoiling the ending, yes, those caves exist, and so does that rock. 

Though my time in New Zealand lasted about six months and my process of writing Waves Take Your Bones took twelve years, land and seascapes remained a primary influence. As much of the setting was taken from my home in seacoast New Hampshire near the Great Bay as from the Coromandel. That classic “low tide” smell across salt marshes invokes comfort and familiarity to me more than disgust. 

With each scene I wrote, my first thought was always “where are they?” When the characters looked around, what would they see? The very first scene I wrote, based on a dream I’d had, was about the Nightmare Bridge. I built the world around that point. What kind of landscape would stretch out around this otherworldly bridge? What kinds of people would live in that landscape? What are those people running from that makes them so desperate that they’d travel through this place?

The answer again came, in part, from New Zealand, where I’d (unwisely) gone to see World War Z when I first arrived in Auckland on a rainy day. What would make me trek through stinking, rotting swamps filled with biting flies to cross a bridge that shows you your worst fears? It would have to be my worst fear: zombies. So, the plot was literally built from the ground up. 

The majority of the twelve years I spent occasionally finding time to work on Waves Take Your Bones was spent far from the kind of landscape that initially inspired me. I lived for four years in Chicago, then came back to New England in 2019 only for the pandemic to hit almost immediately after I got there. Throughout that time, I only saw the ocean when I envisioned the scenes I was writing. My writing was an anchor to a landscape I had no access to. 


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T. Kingfisher, Historicals, & More

Aug. 6th, 2025 03:30 pm
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What Moves the Dead

What Moves the Dead by T. Kingfisher is $2.99! This was mentioned in a previous Hide Your Wallet. Kingfisher is a bit of an auto-buy around you. Did any of you pick this one up?

From the award-winning author of The Twisted Ones comes a gripping and atmospheric retelling of Edgar Allan Poe’s classic “The Fall of the House of Usher.”

When Alex Easton, a retired soldier, receives word that their childhood friend Madeline Usher is dying, they race to the ancestral home of the Ushers in the remote countryside of Ruritania.

What they find there is a nightmare of fungal growths and possessed wildlife, surrounding a dark, pulsing lake. Madeline sleepwalks and speaks in strange voices at night, and her brother Roderick is consumed with a mysterious malady of the nerves.

Aided by a redoubtable British mycologist and a baffled American doctor, Alex must unravel the secret of the House of Usher before it consumes them all.

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The Perils of Pleasure

The Perils of Pleasure by Julie Anne Long is $1.99! This is book one in the much loved Pennyroyal Green series. I remember starting this one on audio and liking it, though never finished. Previously, we ran a guest review on this one about how a good book can be ruined by one defining moment. I’m unsure if the text has been updated.

A rescued rogue . . .

Scandal has rocked the city of London. Colin Eversea, a handsome, reckless unapologetic rogue is sentenced to hang for murder and, inconveniently for him, the only witness to the crime disappears. Then again, throughout history, the Everseas have always managed to cheat fate in style: Colin is snatched from the gallows by a beautiful, clever mercenary.

A captivating captor. . .

Cool-headed, daring Madeleine Greenway is immune to Colin’s vaunted charm. Her mission is not to rescue Colin but to kidnap him, and to be paid handsomely for it. But when it becomes clear that whoever wants Colin alive wants Madeline dead, the two become uneasy allies in a deadly race for truth. Together, they’ll face great danger—and a passion neither can resist.

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The Perfect Rake

The Perfect Rake by Anne Gracie is $1.99! This is book one in the Merridew series; I keep reading it as “mildew.” This historical romance has a fake engagement.

She ran from a brute…

Fleeing violent tyranny, Prudence Merridew escapes with her beautiful younger sisters to London. One of them must marry—and fast. To act as her sisters’ chaperone, Prudence invents a secret engagement to a reclusive duke…But when the duke arrives unexpectedly in London, she needs his help to avert disaster.

…into the arms of a rake

Aristocratic Gideon, handsome, rakish and with a strong frivolous streak, casually hijacks Prudence’s game, awarding himself a stolen kiss or three along the way. Used to managing sisters and elderly men, Prudence is completely out of her depth with a charming, devious and utterly irresistible rake. And her plot goes terribly—if deliciously—awry…

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Must Love Books

Must Love Books by Shauna Robinson is $1.99! This is more women’s fiction/chick lit with romantic elements rather than a contemporary romance. Please check triggers as the heroine is going through a rough depression and that plays a large role in the book.

Meet Nora Hughes―the overworked, underpaid, last bookish assistant standing. At least for now. When Nora landed an editorial assistant position at Parsons Press, it was her first step towards The Dream Job. Because, honestly, is there anything dreamier than making books for a living? But after five years of lunch orders, finicky authors, and per my last emails, Nora has come to one grand conclusion: Dream Jobs do not exist.

With her life spiraling and the Parsons staff sinking, Nora gets hit with even worse news. Parsons is cutting her already unlivable salary. Unable to afford her rent and without even the novels she once loved as a comfort, Nora decides to moonlight for a rival publisher to make ends meet…and maybe poach some Parsons authors along the way.

But when Andrew Santos, a bestselling Parsons author no one can afford to lose is thrown into the mix, Nora has to decide where her loyalties lie. Her new Dream Job, ever-optimistic Andrew, or…herself and her future.

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